Red Hornet (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} redhornet) wrote,@ 2006-08-13 13:13:00 |
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channeling charlie kaufman
This morning, I finally figured out how I’ve been feeling these last weeks. I feel like I’ve been zapped through a portal into somebody else’s brain, like any moment now an anti-zapping device might offer to wipe these memories away, like perhaps this is the week that I discover I have a long-lost twin sister who is more naturally gifted and talented than I am and this explains everything, and that the next phone call I get is going to be Deep Throat telling me I must leave my public life and go whack somebody, and whack him now. Yes, it’s true. I’m channeling Charlie Kaufman.
Things are looking up.
This morning, I finally figured out how I’ve been feeling these last weeks. I feel like I’ve been zapped through a portal into somebody else’s brain, like any moment now an anti-zapping device might offer to wipe these memories away, like perhaps this is the week that I discover I have a long-lost twin sister who is more naturally gifted and talented than I am and this explains everything, and that the next phone call I get is going to be Deep Throat telling me I must leave my public life and go whack somebody, and whack him now. Yes, it’s true. I’m channeling Charlie Kaufman.
Things are looking up.
